paradiso-isola:

wildrays:

dreaming-elephants:

m-a-libu:

vogue-victime:

les-miserable:

godful:

sexponents:

20-mcnuggets:

ish-q:

calmkai:

My dad might be making me one of these :’)

woah your dad can make beds?? 

yeah well my dad can make damn good toast

My dad takes his wig off when he’s drunk

your dad and i have that in common 

my dad likes to text me “bring me the zapper”then i go downstairs and he lies there like a whale and the zapper is a meter away from him..

my dad makes these for everyone but me

reblogging cause omg the comments

Im just really confuses what a zapper is

My dad can sing about spanking people

My dad can fly